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queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

So I’m about to leave for the airport and I didn’t fucking go to sleep last night. I got home from work and it took us all night to clean and I’m so tired ugh. And I hate planes so there’s no way I’ll fall asleep on the plane.

lord-swoledemort:

I’M SORRY BUT I CANNOT WAIT FOR FALL AND HALLOWEEN AND PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING IT IS LITERALLY THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO THEN BYE

I leave for NY tomorrow morning and I haven’t packed anything eeeeeep!

My last name is now officially and legally changed. So weird!